pornstarbucks:

younevershineifyouneverburn:

froslasss:

sucysucyfivedolla:

sucysucyfivedolla:

hi-sweet-tea:

terra-butt:

*makes spongebob references during sex*

You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

we just need to plug up all these holes

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are you feeling it now mr.krabs

Bring it around town

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(Source: yungterra, via guy)

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v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

(via saltedpenguins)

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mellarkish:

"did you study for the test"

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"the test that’s today"

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(via angelofsmile17)

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me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is
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lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

(via westoftheglass)

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